creaseintime:

SPOOKY

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.

animalshugging:

true love by Wolf Ademeit

When you’re young, thunderstorms seem scary. Like the sky is angry at you. But now that I’m older, something about its roar soothes me; it’s comforting to know that even nature needs to scream sometimes.

Unknown  (via bonhivers)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via occiferbecky)

petrichoriousparalian:

seeker-of-stuff:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

BECAUSE ROWAN ATKINSON IS GODS GIFT TO MANKIND

abetterfatethanwisdom:

Draco is ridiculously obsessed with Harry, he shows up every train ride to say something snarky he probably practiced saying in the mirror for twenty minutes before hand, like FOR GOD’S SAKE KID GET OVER IT

weightwatchers:


11 Pantry Staples That You Can Turn into Dinner

Some people are as fragile as butterflies and sensitive and it’s your responsibility not to destroy them. Just because you can.

Marisha Pessl (via 13neighbors)

(via opcion)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres, via probends)